"Why" is killing me

Let me take a deep breath, let me count slowly 1-10, let me meditate...


BECAUSE Ashley is slowly killing me with her millionth WHYs...


Just this morning,
Me: Ashley, you can't take this hello kitty bag to school.
Ashley: Why I cannot take this hello kitty bag to school?
Me: Because it's too small to put your clothes in.
Ashley: Why is it too small to put my clothes in?
Me: Because we didn't buy a bigger-sized bag.
Ashley: Why didn't we buy a bigger-sized bag?
Me: Because you have a bigger-sized bag, tt's your strawberry bag.
Ashley: Orh...
Me: (Action: breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out)...




I know, these are the simple "Whys"... wait till she gets to the level "Mommy, why is the sky blue?, why is the earth round?... "


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Roll On Floor And Fainted